I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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