I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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