I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She's the barista slut.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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