one two three fourrrrnication!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Are my feet made of real feet?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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