Whod you bang
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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