Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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