chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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