ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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