his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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