go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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