butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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