OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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