On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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