nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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