I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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