Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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