wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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