So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Who died my cat blue again?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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