don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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