I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He shit in the fireplace
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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