Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
