I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
