Define "chronic" masturbator.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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