There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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