I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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