I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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