So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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