I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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