I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
