I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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