how can u be prego again
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
