office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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