good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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