Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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