Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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