Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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