Dual....:-)
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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