I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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