So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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