i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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