He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You have to summon your inner elephant
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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