My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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