my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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