In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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