i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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