Pappa wants mamma naked
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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