How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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