So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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