Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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