Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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what?
penguin condom
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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