i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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