She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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