Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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