I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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