well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
