last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Drunk is not a location!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
