Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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