Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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